Habitual Forgetter Prints

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"My memory's terrible these days"

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"