Habitually Forgetful Prints

"Baldo, are you almost home? I locked myself out of the house again."

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

Useless-memory lane

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

"I would have remembered if I didn't forget."

"My memory's terrible these days"

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

'I've forgotten what I'm driving at."

"So I lost my bicycle helmet, what about it?"

"Remember your password for five bucks, mister?"

"I'm finally remembering shopping lists and coupons. Now I forget my reusable bag!"

"There it goes again. That dang phone's here someplace..."

"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"