Ironically Forgetful Prints

'I don't ever remember being as forgetful as I have been lately.'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Ah, ha! The universe IS expanding! I can't find my glasses anywhere!"

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

'No glove. No hat. No shoes. ... I'm sorry, Andy, but I'm bringing in a new pitcher. You just don't have your stuff today.'

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"Oh dear, how embarrassing!"

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Are you going to move?"

"Oh, boy...the leaves are falling....that means it's time to bury my nuts. But I can never find my nuts after I bury them."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'So that's where I left my car keys!'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

Useless-memory lane

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

"I've lost my keys, my wallet and my iPhone! Frankly, I think MINE is the lost generation!"

'Look, just shut up about the caravan will you - it's too late to go back for it now...!'

"Gun fight at the memory lapse corral."

"Now, what am I here for?"

'Password, password - come on Memory!'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"Forgive the informality—my secretary is on vacation."