Chronic Forgetter Pillows

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"I've been having stomach problems. I sit on the bathroom for 30 minutes in the morning...and a half-hour in the evening."

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

'The problem seems to be in the memory bank.'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'You can stop looking-I just remembered I didn't wear my retainer today. Funny, huh?'

"I hate it when I walk into a room and forget why I went in there. Especially when it's the bathroom."

Student to other: 'I keep forgetting to return my library books on 'boomerangs' and ... what was the other one? Oh yeah, 'memory improvement'.'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

"Let's welcome our new member, Bob!" "You, too!" "'You, too'? Idiot!"

Woman says, 'How did your memory improvement class go last night?' Man answers, 'I completely forgot about it!'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'You're beginning to get the hang of starting the motor, dear, but you forgot one thing...'

"Oh, nuts – I forgot why I came out here."

"It's definitely Friday. I'm looking at my calendar."

"My memory's terrible these days"

'There's something I never do, now if I could just remember what it was.'

'Sorry I'm late: It's hard to keep track of time when you work in complete darkness...'

'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'

Forgetfulness - The seven warning signs.

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

'Hey! You've forgotten THIS monstrosity!'

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

'I need to work on my case-management skills - I've left mine on the train again.'

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

There comes a point when you may have to admit the truth: you stink.

"We're one hundred and seventy six million light years from home and now you decide to tell me..."

"Thanks. I'd forget my head if it wasn't.. No one's handed in a head have they?"

"Has anyone turned in a pair of reading glasses?"

Elephants do forget.

'I don't ever remember being as forgetful as I have been lately.'

"Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!"