Lyric Forgetter Pillows

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

"Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"Now, what am I here for?"

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

Three Unwise Men

'He's forgotten his key again!'

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"