Lyric Forgetter Gifts

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

"Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'Do you have anything for absent-mindedness?'

"You don't seem to know your lines." "That's because I'm an understudy."

Short Term Memory Loss Support Group: 'Good evening. You're probably all wondering why you just walked into this room.'

"Oh my God -- I just remembered I can fly."

Elderly man at top of stairs with a revolver and an axe: 'I've completely forgotten why I came upstairs.'

"Honey, I'll be right back – I forgot to stop at the bar on the way home."

The brain cell that was suppose to help me remember.

Man reading 'Amnesia volume 1' while having a bookshelf full of 'Amnesia Volume 1'

I add 1,000 steps every day just going back to my car to get the mask I was supposed to put on."

'You shouldn't have forgotten the flag!'

'I gave you life and you forget my birthday.'

"Sorry I left the keys in the car, now it's gone!"

"Poop. I forgot my coffee mug was on the roof of the saucer."

'Do you need me to remind you when your wife's birthday is too?'

I've come back here to remember what I forgot in the first place.

"Now, what am I here for?"

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

'Noah completely forgot the fish.'

"I forgot to pay the light bill. I swear, I would forget my head if it wasn't screwed on."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Annual Amnesiacs Convention.

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

"The only thing I've learned from my mistakes is that apparently I'll keep making them."

'He's forgotten his key again!'

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

Three Unwise Men