Valentine's Forgetter Gifts

"That reminds me...Happy valentine."

This year Mike decides to make his own Valentine's cards.

"I really need to start wearing clothes this time of year."

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'I don't suppose you're just writing me a Valentine?'

'...And for those of you who cant remember the words...'

Old Chipmunk. Now where the heck did I put those nuts?

'In defense of forgetting our anniversary, I forgot we're married.'

"I don't know the lyrics either, so I just hum along."

Without you I'm lost...

"It's inhabited and they appear to be friendly."

'My name's Jeffrey. Will you be my Valentine?'

'Aaaah... poop on them!'

'My wife says I keep forgetting her birthday, our anniversary, Valentine's Day and who's boss...'

"Please make it snow tonight. Karen Garvin wants me to be her valentine."

'You're getting a weapons AND indecent exposure charge, son!'

'Next year could I just have the chocolate?'

"You forgot the mayo! I swear, you would forget your head if it wasn't bolted on."

"Oh shoot. That reminds me, I need to buy a valentine."

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

"I'm afraid we don't have too many openings for someone to 'smite the heart of a fair maiden'."

"What did I do with what cure for absent mindedness?"

Excuses why you forgot to buy her a Valentine's gift - $50

'My wife's birthday always seems to be the day after she reminds me...'

'Big guys have big hearts!'

'Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!'

Do you remember where I put my memorabilia?

January 6: Carol discovers the stash of Christmas gifts she had bought back in August and completely forgotten about.

"Why do I hum? Because I forgot the words!"

February

"The hell with the past --- I'd like to put the future behind us."

'I forgot the wife's birthday!'