Pi Memorizer Pillows

Pi fight!

Pi Ala Mode.

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"My memory's not too good these days."

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Be rational."

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

"How's your memory?"

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

Evolution of the Mathematician.

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Alzheimer's Disease