Pi Memorizer Pillows

Pi fight!

The Life of Pi

Pi Ala Mode.

Where was I?

"I don't know who you are!"

"We have a song, but neither of us can remember it."

'Of course he can do tricks...it's just he's got a bad memory.'

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

'You see doctor I've been increasingly Forgetful.'

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

"How can anyone remember Cheech and not remember Chong?"

"Your Honor, prior to sentencing, if it please the court, I'd like to make just a few brief remarks about pâte brisée."

'I couldn't remember your exact age.'

"You sure you don't want any Pi?"

'Professor Higgenbottom will have the number π and I'll have the number √-i.'

'Before you go, introduce yourself, so that I know who you were...'

"So you packed everything everything but the tent!"

Mike had learnt by heart the whole training manual, apart from the most important bit.

"Wow, I cannot remember what I was saying."

Entrance code to MENSA club - 'To enter, simply type in the square root of Pi.'

Geek in indignation at fellow geek's T-shirt which says: 'I'm with someone who can only recite pi to 100 decimal places.'

(Pi) 5 8. You can trust him to keep a secret --- He's non-repeating.

Middle-aged people spend a lot of time looking for things that they have 'lost'.....

"Sorry I'm late. I forgot the PIN number I need to get my brain going."

"My memory's not too good these days."

"Be rational."

"Page 33, line 4..."

'I'm terrible with names - what's mine?'

'Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane.'

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

"If you need us we're available 22/7."

"How's your memory?"

Evolution of the Mathematician.

Mathematician listens to a 'PiPod'