Name Recognition Gifts

'Just so you know - the old receptionist called me Dave, and she called the other Dave, The Other Dave.'

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

'Good morning pumpkin.' 'Good morning treasure.' A pile of treasure saying 'good morning' to a pumpkin

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Batman - Face ID

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

What really became of the boy named Sue.

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'I'm a guy and my name is Vixen! Of course I'm going to have issues!'

'He's called that, because he keeps getting licked.'

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

'I'd like to have my name legally changed to 'Dot Com.''

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

"My parents named me Bill because I was past due when I was born."

'I'm not Sandy. I thought you were Sandy.'

'How come it's always me who has his name taken?'

Cinnamon Raisin Swirl Jones.

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

"'Dear Mrs. Zeus?!' The name's Hera!"

"Actually, the first name was easy. It's her last name we're battling about."

"Well, well, well! Your parents certainly messed up when they named you, didn't they, Angelo?"

'Come on, I've been waiting twenty minutes.' - 'Shut up. I'm choosing a name for my baby.'

'...call me 'Noisy Ted'.'

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

Tombstones with convention name tags

"I'm having an identity crisis. I can't keep track of whether I'm Nana, Mimi, or Grandma Wolcott."

"Land salmon. . ."

Memory Clinic - Old What's His Name, Director.