Name Tag Collector Pillows

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Back off a bit. You're scaring people.'

'I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...'

Man's name tag reads: None of your business.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Tombstones with convention name tags

Sue meets another Winner

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

Happy Birthday - Bela and Ted.

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

Cat Tie

Pet Cemetery.

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Operation Father's Day

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'