Name Tag Collector Pillows

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Back off a bit. You're scaring people.'

'I really thought name-tags would help in telling us apart...'

Man's name tag reads: None of your business.

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

Tombstones with convention name tags

Sue meets another Winner

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'This is the only part of my old Army uniform that still fits.'

Cat Tie

"But don't let my wacky tie fool you. We actually take business very seriously around here."

'Who cares what she thinks? Grow a pair and buy the damn thing.'

"I'm a stay-at-work dad."

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

A man trying to decide which tie he should put on.

"It's bedtime, Roger. Loosen your tie."

Operation Father's Day

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'Who else have I written for? Ridge Park Avenue, 7th Street, Elm Road, Thornwood Drive...'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

All day I design high tech communication devices...yet at a party I'm lost without name tags.

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

Beer Sergeant.

'At least we don't have to worry about getting those as gifts.'

Nice tie, Al - hand it over."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"Now, there are just a few more forms for you to sign, and then we're done!"

Cricket widow's revenge

Crocodile with man logo on polo

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'