Voice Recognition Enthusiast Gifts

Bark processing.

"I love it when you use your 'All Things Considered' voice."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

"I’ve heard of them barking at the moon, but never scatting at the sun."

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"It's not so much the chewing that offends me, it's the mocking of our voices."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

Heavenly voices.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

Morgan Freeman

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

Jazz singer.

'I always feel I could have taken credit for more.'

Women pro tennis players having a conversation

'Believe me, I'd like to hire you. But if you're only skill is talking like Bugs Bunny, you don't have a chance.'

"They're voice-activated. I bark, they jump."

Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

"Since I deeply value recognition, I'm honored to present this 'Outstanding Effort' award to what's-his-name here."

An Adam's Melon

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

"[...] That one looks like a grade four glioblastoma multiforme!" "Brain surgeons looking at clouds"

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'What does LOTI mean?"

'I wonder which dopey voice he's going to use this time.'

"You can have this speech recognition software back. I said 'turn off' and my wife slapped me."

Employee of the month.

"Look, Howard, this phone has speech recognition just like you do, but it's much more intuitive!"

'Oh, you WERE singing?... Sorry, I thought you were clearing your throat.'

"That's not a pepper grinder. That's Alexa."

"That means you have to write it, and also do the voice-over."

Chat Lines - "If you would like to talk to a machine that sounds like a woman press 1. If you would like.."

"You have no new messages. You have 257 saved messages from two years ago. To admit that you are no longer popular, press '1.'"

'Just the job for you, my love.'