Speech Recognition Engineer Gifts

"You can have this speech recognition software back. I said 'turn off' and my wife slapped me."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

I'm not good with names but never forget a face. Of course, that's not very useful right now.

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

Birds with Headphones

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

Jerry Brown.

Can you mumble, mumble mumble? You're mumbling. What are you saying? I'm asking for your mumble, mumble. You're asking for my help? I can't get the word out. Can I get a little mumble? Mumble.

No Instruments Please

Oscars 2024

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

A fly on the wall documentary.