Speech Recognition Engineer Pillows

"You can have this speech recognition software back. I said 'turn off' and my wife slapped me."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

The Gettysburg Address in process.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

Birds with Headphones

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Jerry Brown.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Oscars 2024

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

No Instruments Please

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Muzak's Top 10

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.