Speech Recognition Pillows

'Now he'll learn to spealie Bill Gates.'

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

The Cost of Censoring Free Speech.

Press freedom makes democracy.

"Haven't you ever heard of the first amendment?"

Batman - Face ID

Oscars 2024

'She said her first 'I hate you' today.'

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'Just my luck, a talking dog with a stutter.'

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'He can toot his own horn but when he starts tooting the government's we need to step in.'

Vladimir Putin 101: Saying the Opposite of What You Mean

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Don't repeat this."

Interpreter for the hard-to-believe-what-they're-hearing.

Many certificates of achievement on the wall.

"They finally gave me the employee of the month award, but it kind of loses its meaning when every single other employee has already gotten it five times."

Man picking up an H for a lady who drops her Hs

Never being able to think of the right thing to say at the right time phobia.

'What a great leader! That's the best 'spend now, tax later' speech I've ever heard!'

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

'Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'You mean to ssssay we have sssspeach imedimentssss?'

'I've gone from spanning the globe at lightening speed to struggling with some techie's accent over a bad connection.'

"Instead of careful interpretation of the prose, maybe try pronouncing even the most basic words like an insane person?"

'My best attribute? That would be my glottal stop.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

A silenced protester

"I'm sorry, but Woolfsey Academy expects a basic level of preparation from its candidates. Mistaking vermilion for scarlet? I don't think so.".

Henderson will now bumble his way through yet another boring lecture...