Recording Engineer Pillows

"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."

"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

Birds with Headphones

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

No Instruments Please

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Muzak's Top 10

"See! Thousands of new listeners."