Recording Engineer Gifts

"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."

"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

George Martin

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Birds with Headphones

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

No Instruments Please

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"We tried six speakers, then twelve, and finally we put in the Pittsburgh Symphony, yet we still feel something is lacking."

A fly on the wall documentary.