Sound Recordist Gifts

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

"For the best picture not having won anything thereby being eliminated from this category..."

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Jazz is Invented

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'From albums to 8-tracks to cassettes to CD's...What a long, loud trip it's been!'

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

"I finally gave in, I got sick of hearing, 'Polly want a podcast?... Polly want a podcast!'"

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Did you notice how the cables never get tangled!"

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'Okay everybody, SMILE!'

Subwoofer

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Birds with Headphones

George Martin

'I said, I don't know about you, but I'm a bit disappointed in the strolling musician.'

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'So you still can't get a sound engineer then?'

'Of course we've got Marshall amps Jim! Only the best up here.'

Smartphone Sonogram

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"My Aunt Agatha – feminist, civil rights activist, philanthropist, sound engineer for 'Cheap Trick at Budokan.'"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

No Instruments Please

Open Mike for the spotlight operators