Record Players Gifts

Hi Fi Shock.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Records?

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

Gramaphone Man.

Islington Angels.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

A singing microphone.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Adam Levine

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

His master's voice

Sammy Davis Jnr.

Bell out of order - please rap.

Lovebird and the Song Birds

music store

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

Sheep of the 1970's

'Sorry, we don't stock Sheryl Crow.'