Record Players Mugs

Hi Fi Shock.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

"You're close, but you're not the record. The record for one family in one booth—all from out of state, each ordering a complete breakfast—was set in 1978, with fifteen."

Records?

Gramaphone Man.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

A singing microphone.

Islington Angels.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Bell out of order - please rap.

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

Sheep of the 1970's

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

music store

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'You have a wonderfully tidy mind, Diane!'