Recording Artist Mugs

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Collussus Records. You say your music is influenced by Lawrence Welk and hip hop. What do you call it? "Bubble Rap"!

Roger lands a recording contract after a ham sandwich gets stuck in his windpipe.

A singing microphone.

Snake charmer has sign behind him reading: Featured on Folkpath Records.

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

Sammy Davis Jnr.

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"I'm the studio musician on all the a cappella albums."

"I need somebody to looove!!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Music producers.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

George Martin

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Records?

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Adam Levine

Elvis Presley

Recording Studio

Bell out of order - please rap.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Bev puts on an old favorite

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'