Recording Artist Pillows

Lovebird and the Song Birds

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

A singing microphone.

Snake charmer has sign behind him reading: Featured on Folkpath Records.

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"I'm the studio musician on all the a cappella albums."

"I need somebody to looove!!"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

Music producers.

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"This next song is about narrow-minded record executives and their reluctance to take a chance on anything a bit different."

Records?

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

Bev puts on an old favorite

Bell out of order - please rap.

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

"For this one, I wish I'd taken up shorthand!"

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"