Recordings Pillows

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Gramaphone Man.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

The Music Lover.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A singing microphone.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Music Freak.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

Lovebird and the Song Birds

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

A girl with a trolley full of antiques.

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"