Audio Recording Pillows

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"The subwoofers really help."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

A singing microphone.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Missing. Last seen with.

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Recording Studio

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

"It's a Plodcast!"

"I'm not mocking your song—I'm sampling it."

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'