Studio Recording Pillows

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A singing microphone.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Was the flash too bright?'

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Tambourine.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"Hey! That's a good idea!"