Studio Recording Gifts

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A singing microphone.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Though he wrote the world's most listened-to melody, few people know of Tony Bombosa, the genius behind AOL Instant Messenger's four-note jingle.

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Cholesterol medicine commercial, Take 3. This time, try to sound less horrified when you say, 'May cause heart to explode through ears'."

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'Was the flash too bright?'

'My family's eyes are all blue! You had the camera setting on red out!'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"

Tambourine.

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'