Studio Work Gifts

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"Get me 3 tungsten halogen lights and a 5000K strobe. I'm trying to do something real natural here."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

'You have received a grant from the king - his secret incantation to chant over your experiments.'

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'ADN'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Professor Yomp is working overtime, trying to find a synthetic rhino horn.'

'It keeps me sane!'

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

God's studio assistants

'We'd like something new and improved for dinner.'

Recording Studio

Symbolism for Artists

"Can't find your office, doc?"

"I suffer for my art..."

Experimental Free Range Guinea Pigs For Sale.

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Microscope slide

"Fourteen months ago, I started with H20. I just ended with H20."

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

Studio 51

P.D.M. - Public Display of Mitosis

"Hold still - almost done."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'