Studio Arts Gifts

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

Back to school.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

Emergency Hipster Beard

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Eye of pie...a**e of rat...p**s of newt."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Masquerade

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

'Bugger!'

"Move, Gary."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Koko pleads with the Mikado

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Instant art

Bertolt Brecht.

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

Studio in December

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Two New Paintbrushes

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'