Art Studio Aficionados Gifts

Trilby - 'Taffy a l'echelle!'

The Artist

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

'Projectile painting.'

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

Shell Fire

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

KAWAII T'AI CHI

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Easter Candy Island.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Donald Glover

Europa takes a selfie

'Glue will wreak havoc on your arteries.'

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

"Now that's art!"

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'It's a girl and she's an artist in her gestational period.'

Starbucks Siren

Why are you shaking, Al. It's just the end of August. I'm not shaking � I'm having tech problems with my motion lines.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

Modeling gig

"Let's try one with your hand tucked into your shirt."

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

Munch's 'Parents Being Asked For Money'.

I told you not to touch its belly.

"It's a pitch spork. I bought it online."

Bot Art: After Judith Leyster