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At the elevator music recording studio.

The Artist

"It's a play on words."

Correct Comics *Drawn By A Vegetarian On Acid-Free Recycled Paper In A Drug-Free Environment

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Avant-garde jazz hands"

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Considering she started here as an office temp she's done quite well.

Gianni Tatti's Dining-Room Chair

Ponzi-Mat Vending Machine

Antonin Leopold Dvorak

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"You don't understand, Mom. Our staying in and watching TV is not the same as you and Dad staying home and watching TV in Dayton, Ohio."

"Here we have an all natural rock – before being artistically processed and stripped of its natural richness."

"Now that's art!"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

A singing microphone.

"Romance"

"I've decided to redefine as a GREAT artist."

The boss and her baby

Great Moments in Art History: 1898 Francis Barraud finds inspiration after having his dog spayed.

'A frore basenji was mistaken for a stabile.'

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

'I used to equate life and art -- then I married Art.'

"The sad truth… Ow! My ear!"