Studio Audience Aficionado Gifts

'Ever thought of applying for a place in a studio audience?'

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Binary Man

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Presenter Auditions.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Animal Actors

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"Well, that's show business."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'

"I've done this show six hundred thirty-seven times. Tonight in Act Two I'm going to sing 'The Jet Song' from 'West Side Story'."