Studio Audience Aficionado Pillows

'Ever thought of applying for a place in a studio audience?'

Taking a peek at the audience

"It's a play on words."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Binary Man

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

Presenter Auditions.

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

'I'm not a magician, but I do keep live doves in my pants.'

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

The real trick here for Ramon was to somehow just make this look as if it's all part of the show...

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'What a strange episode -- they just voted Ricardo Montalban off the island!'

'You know things are screwed up when people take late-night comedians seriously and politicians as a joke.'

Animal Actors

Bette Midler

'Call you back - I'm with my agent.'

'Oh No! Reality theatre.'

"I find it comforting to have Off-Broadway plays in the background."

"Well, that's show business."

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"In this business the ball takes funny bounces. I got you a recording contract."

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

"A P.R. Intern Named Salome with the Head Shot of John the Client."

Jack in the Box Reading Joke Book.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

When stars marry: 'Why did you ask him first? Does he have top billing?'

'This next song is about setting boundaries, and how now I wish I had.'

"Remember, Kimberly, I'm more than your agent. I'm your mother."

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

'Mamma Mia, Les Mis, Leveson inquiry...'