Acting Aficionados Gifts

'Face it, Al, there's no business like show business for you anymore.'

"Aristophanes explains comedy"

Papageno from The Magic Flute

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

Shakespeare does stand-up comedy in the round.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

Joan Hickson

The ghosts of Christmas yet to come.

Senta jumps into the sea

"It's a play on words."

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel

"Hugh fans!"

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'Just think of it -- 'CSI Mayberry,' with Robert DeNiro as Andy and Wesley Snipes as Barney!'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Comedy and tragedy masks

Knickerless Cage.

"A haand gel...!?"

Fourth Tableau of Das Rheingold

The Gladiator.

A pretention of playwrights

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Tony Weller ejects Mr. Stiggins

"No. I don't want to see an all-male production of 'Little Women.' "

"I got the part, but I play a waiter."

I can't wait 'til her tryouts for "Cats" are over.

Mu-ther!! Pu-lease! I already have cleaned my room. I vant to be left alone! So when are the drama club auditions? Everyday.

LATE NIGHT WITH DAVID MAMET

Royal Love

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