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"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Emergency Hipster Beard

Little Buttercup HMS Pinafore

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Jackson Pollock Studio

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Masquerade

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"Move, Gary."

Koko pleads with the Mikado

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"Poor dear, she's just discovered all these years she's been the muse for a plagiarist."

Bertolt Brecht.

Instant art

Studio in December

Music at Home Pt. 1

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Our focus here is on the arts. Is he pottery trained?"

"Tonight the part normally played by the audience will be played by actors playing the part of the audience."

Funding Cuts for the Arts

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

Please help: National Endowment for the Arts

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'