Art Studio Humor Gifts

"I painted still-lifes for a long time, but I'm slowly getting into figure drawing."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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"Being with you is just getting too surreal for me, Larry."

'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Warhol Exhibit

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's obviously an original."

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

Artist in formaldehyde

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Picasso's learning years.

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"Ready now, Miss Henderson."

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

'You're messing with my head.'

Junk Art