Art Studio Humor Pillows

"I painted still-lifes for a long time, but I'm slowly getting into figure drawing."

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"What the %@!!* is that?!" "Is that a leg? Wait—no, it's an arm. Wait—what?" "The frame is nice." "Whatever it is, it makes me miss Bob Ross." "Gasp!" "The intentionally lost Caravaggio"

"The Eggsorcist"

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

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'That's the problem with living with an artist, the fruitbowl is always off...'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Sea Horse outside saloon

"Oh, O.K. I can sort of see it."

Jackson Pollock - "Oh no! Someone's thrown paint all over it!"

Artist uses connect-the-dots canvas to paint nude model.

"It's obviously an original."

Warhol Exhibit

"So, Owen tells me you guys met in art school."

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'The fact that you worked as an unpaid intern shows you don't understand the concept of being a banker.'

Nude conductor of Orchestra conducting 'The full Monte-verdi'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Artist in formaldehyde

"Gracie, you're a good mud artist."

"It turns out I was having an affair and I didn't even know it."

"Tee hee. . . Turner Prize here I come. . .!"

'It says this artist is making a statement about man's struggle with the rising cost of oil paint.'

Picasso's learning years.

Boss hands over document: 'There are too many abbreviations in your report ? can you rewrite it asap?'

Rodin's Hot Bath Water

'You're messing with my head.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"My conceptual artwork - documented in these photographs - consists of my going on a bus to cleveland, buying a blue hat, putting three feathers on it, and throwing it off a bridge in Michigan."

Thinking about TV.

Junk Art