Studio Life Gifts

Noisy Artist's Model.

The Art Student.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

George Martin

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Studio in December

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

Recording Studio

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

The absurd artist

"Too busy."

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'We're ok for duffel jackets and stiff upper lips sir, but short on Brylcream.'

Hey, who moved my easel?

Adam Duritz

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'Was the flash too bright?'

'You're supposed to draw something.'