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Lil's Yoga: Now Hiring All Positions

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

How leaders fail

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

'Look! The new long awaited, highly anticipated but ultimately disappointing novel by that guy you like.'

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

"Oh to be young and in love and wear things cut on the bias."

"Can you make wishes on fake eyelashes?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"Max! Oh, my God! There's like a billion moving ideas in there!"

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

"His exercise wheel has lost all its fascination sinces he started reading Hemingway."

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Life Store Guide: Make-up and jewellery

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"I can never get my sunglasses on my head the way my hairdresser does"

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

"And now. . . which shoes?"

Pampered and poodled.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"Tell me again, Grandpa, about how you let your freak flag fly."

Pony Rides

Blue Stockings

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I don't like your application."

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

"Are you looking to accentuate or camouflage?"

'Sure I'm late. . . I not only have to get ready for school. . . now I have to get ready in case some idiot takes my picture for YouTube.'

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags