Studio Life Prints

The Art Student.

"No, ma'am. I'm not sure what the difference is between being creative or just plain weird."

"...then finally, I got serious and started a band."

"Quick! The ideas are hatching!"

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

Music producers.

"Arianna Stassinopoulos Huffington should write a book about you!"

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

Studio in December

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I LOVE this business! Just when you think you've discovered our culture's lowest common denominator, along comes a crazy genius like you to show us how wrong our math was!"

'All of my paints dried up in their tubes, so I decided to quit painting and become a sculptor.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Well, I love your paint-spattered jeans.'

Recording Studio

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

'Maybe if you cut off an ear it would look better.'

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

'Okay,GREAT,that's perfect! Now don't move!'

The absurd artist

"Too busy."

'I'm a mess — will you go see who's at the door?'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'How's it coming along Monsieur Lautrec?'

'Was the flash too bright?'

"Do you want my opinion as an art critic or as your best friend?"