Recording Sessions Gifts

"Come on... The song wasn't that bad."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

A singing microphone.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

Lovebird and the Song Birds

'I know.. Let's write a song all about the evils of material wealth. After all, that last one netted us a bloody fortune!'

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

'This guy is recording our singing, but I can't see us getting royalties any time soon...'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

'Was the flash too bright?'

Guitarist

'Nice! And what other interests do you have besides jamming?'