Recording Music Gifts

Tambourine.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

Robert Drake

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Gramaphone Man.

Dive in Archive.

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A singing microphone.

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe