Recording An Album Gifts

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

Robert Fripp

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

George Martin

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'Music & Gym'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

Gramaphone Man.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

A singing microphone.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Music Freak.

Adam Levine

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Islington Angels.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

The Music Lover.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

His master's voice

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Recording Studio