Audio Recordings Gifts

Cassette Deck

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"The subwoofers really help."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"I read the audio book."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A singing microphone.

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

Recording Studio

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Missing. Last seen with.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"