Audio Recordings Gifts

Cassette Deck

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"The subwoofers really help."

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I read the audio book."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

A singing microphone.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Missing. Last seen with.

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

"It's a Plodcast!"

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."