Audio Shows Gifts

"It's a Plodcast!"

The President Elect approved by 3 out of 4 talk show hosts!

"It's Dr. Sadie. Go ahead, caller." "Yeah, how come you haven't said 'Merry Christmas' yet?" "Oh, that’s because I was hoping to provoke everyone who’s upset about the so-called 'war on Christmas' to spend all their time on hold waiting to castigate me. That way, all the normal people who don’t think Christmas is just another chance to play the victim can open their gifts in peace." "You're welcome, America." "Why haven't you played 'Jingle Bells' yet?"

"This may surprise some of your viewers, but I didn't actually want to go into the box."

"At some point, there's only so high you can raise the volume before you admit you're never gonna understand what British detectives are saying."

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

Talk shows are great. Listen shows are even better.

Succession 2

"Tell me, Chuck, is barbarism the natural state of mankind, and will it ultimately triumph?"

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm terribly worried, Doctor - he doesn't talk back to Bill O'Reilly any more.'

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

"I wanted a partner... I got a co-host."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'What TV show do frog princes go on ...?...'

The EP-21 spy plane.

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

'And I say he makes us look bad when he rides around listening to those books.'

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"I read the audio book."

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

'The best gig I can get you for your comeback, Lazarus, is DJ in the graveyard slot.'

Trappist talk show.

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'