Audio Recording Gifts

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

This call may be recorded and used in a podcast.

"There's absolutely nothing to do. Wanna start a podcast?"

Wow, falsetto. Didn

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

My book report is based on the audio book of the same name.

BOOKS ON VIDEO/BOOKS ON TAPE/READ YOUR OWN.

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"The subwoofers really help."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'It's an audio book: I'm too busy to read books...'

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I read the audio book."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

'Would it make a difference if I told you I was listening to book on audio?'

"When I said I wanted socks, I obviously meant I wanted a multi-room sound system with voice activated management."

I play the guitar. Deal with it.

A singing microphone.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Thanks for buying the ventriloquism instructional tapes. You are now listening to tape number one...'

Missing. Last seen with.

Looks like the band and the sound engineer in studio 8 had a difference of opinion again.

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

Talking Books: 'Push button to hear what critics say about...'

'Mom, will you play me a bedtime story on tape?'

Making an Audio Book: Quiet Please No Barking!!!

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"