Recording An Album Prints

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

"Could you speak a little louder? I'm recording this."

Gramaphone Man.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"I feel that what would really give your next album a major boost would be some kind of well-publicized personal problem."

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

Music Freak.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

A singing microphone.

Islington Angels.

The Music Lover.

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'Sir, we're just not reaching them. Only a small percentage of people own vinyl records, and hardly anyone thinks to play them backwards.'

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

Recording Studio

His master's voice