Recording Music Pillows

Tambourine.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'

'Music & Gym'

Gramaphone Man.

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Dive in Archive.

"I love the popping sounds on old vinyl LPs..."

The Music Lover.

Music Freak.

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

A singing microphone.

The producer of the nature sounds albums tries to organize a world tour.'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

Files.

'Oh it's fantastic. It's my thirty fourth favourite sub-genre of progressive rock.'

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

File room: A subsidiary of the black hole of the universe