Recording Pillows

"Great! O.K., this time I want you to sound taller, and let me hear a little more hair."

"Just play the hit single, then you can do the experimental track."

'Is that true? - Did you tape over her soap opera?'

Music theft.

'Let's not waste out time watching this show. It has no redeeming value. I'll record it.'

"Let me through - I'm a Sound Recordist!"

The Beat

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

"I took two lessons before I released my first album."

"Baldo, are you ready? The funeral starts in 30 minutes!"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

"Could you do it again. . . ? This time with more histrionic caterwauling. . . !"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"I need somebody to looove!!"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"I wore a wire last night to prove you really snore!"

Recording Studio

'I saw momma kissing Santa Claus and, what's more, it's recorded!'

"I never remix business with pleasure!"

A singing microphone.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"At the tone, the time will be fifty-nine minutes and fifty seconds after seven…At the tone, the time will be eight o'clock, exactly… At the tone, the time will be ten seconds after eight… At the tone…."

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

"Oh, Jeff, you swore this wasn't a podcast."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

"I think I'll keep a diary..."

'I still have mood swings, but music has given me a way at last to monetize them.'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'This is what Jack and me have managed to create so far...all you have to do is add your poop to the top and we have a field record!'