Recording Technician Gifts

Recording. You need to talk faster. We only have sixty seconds to record the side effects for this pharmaceutical commercial.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Subwoofer

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Man and Machine snoozing

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

Dive in Archive.

An Audio Technician's Pocket Knife

A singing microphone.

NYC Department of Sanitation

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Damn ! I don't have a clue where we are.'

"Someone is at the front door."

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

"Wow! - That's bland, derivative and sooo dull..! It's gonna make us millions!"

'I think I've found what's causing the radio's funny buzzing sound.'

"In lieu of barking, he recorded a sweet diss track about you."

"Turn down the bass."

'I can't remember the title,but it was on a little white piece of paper.'

'If you see the congregation start to fall asleep, could you give me a little microphone feedback?'

Files.

'This beauty will give you that British sound. It will convert your nasal twang into proper Queen's English.