Instrument Technician Gifts

Harp tuner...

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Orchestra.

Cycling with a harp case

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

'What luck! A sound technician.'

Quartet.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Didgeridoo

Subwoofer

King of Music.

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'Theaters from Hell' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

'Who are you kidding? This is a wind-up isn't it!'

Man and Machine snoozing

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

Double Bass Jumpers.

"The sound system is fixed so we can start. Would you kindly put the beach ball away!"

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Luthier

Red hot little combo

No Instruments Please

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Cellist

I love Harmonica

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"