Instrument Repair Technician Gifts

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

"Take me to your mechanic."

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

My other cello is a Stradivari

"You might be interested in our encounter group for people with transmission problems."

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

Quartet.

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

Didgeridoo

King of Music.

Computer operator welding machine.

I love Harmonica

Cellist

'Your plasma screen TV needs a transfusion.'

'And if it ain't baroque, don't fix it.'

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

Musicians on a beach

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'The plumber said he can't come right now, but promised to put us on his 'wading list'. Cute, huh?'

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

Moe's Fix-It Shop - No Heroic Measures

'Well, it wasn't the motor -- I'll try replacing the other stuff.'

Orchestra

'Awesome!'

"Yep, she's gonna cost ya—your microprocessor's shot."

'I hate sales meetings on casual fridays.'

Genius Bar

STRIP Hambone: Zebra computer repairman

Bird tries to feed a piano.

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"